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used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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