Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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