i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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