Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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