There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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