i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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