party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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