we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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