If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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