just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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