Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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