just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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