Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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