Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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