1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My pussy is not your playground.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is Oprah even human
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