There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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