oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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