i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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