Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
