why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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