i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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