Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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