sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
this hospital has no fireball
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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