Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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