Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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