school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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