is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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