We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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