so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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