You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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