I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
