I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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