she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
