Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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