How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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