His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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