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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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