I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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