I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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