Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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