he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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