just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Ladies don't puke and tell
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Randomize
