then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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