i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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