I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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