Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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