Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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