And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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