carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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