im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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