I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
ttyl tear gas
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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