5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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