so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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