why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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