I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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