She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
either way he was missing a nipple.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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