Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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